Hillary Scott

Yes, it's time for one of my periodic tributes to the hard-working women of the adult film business. Let me then praise Hillary Scott from Chicago, who is one of those "anything but children or animals" girls, the kind that make the skulls of guys like me explode.

I don't have too many examples of Hillary's work. She's made over 300 films, but pawing through my collection I could only find about four films of hers that I have. One is prosaically called Young and Anal 32, in which she plays a bratty girl who forces herself on an employee of her father's company. He turns the tables on her by sticking it where the sun don't shine, and by gum, she likes it! In one called Crimes of the Ass, Hillary plays a female convict who wants to play in the shower with her cellmate, but the male guard demands his participation in exchange for allowing this hanky-panky. Only in the gauzy world of porno do female prisoners wear high-heels.

The most interesting Hillary Scott film I have is called Hillary Scott, Cock Star, which would be a G-rated title if it was about breeding Rhode Island Reds, but of course it is not. It's a mockumentary about Hillary's life, and it's difficult to tell how much is mock and how much is real. The adult performers I have known come in many different types, and of course some are flat-out nuts, but most are down to earth people who do their own laundry and worry about the mortgage. In the interview segments, Hillary comes across as very intense and a hard worker (she works every day, she says, and gets 7 a.m. calls because she's known as being punctual). Wearing eyeglasses that give her the air of a small-town librarian, she also occasionally reveals herself as caustic and insufferable of fools, and often refers to herself as a "whore," or "hooker." The use of the word whore, I think, is kind of an empowerment issue, as gays took back the word "queer." Female adult performers now proclaim themselves whores as a badge of honor.

The sex scenes in Cock Star are not for the feint of heart. She engages in some practices that even I find disgusting (and that's saying something). While watching I came to the realization that if I knew her I would probably get a huge, wrong-headed crush on her. She has soft all-American good looks, and unnervingly resembles teen actress Hayden Panettiere. I'm sure she could take me to sexual realms that would rock my world, but also twist me around her finger and make me hate myself.