Tuesday, July 11, 2017
First of all, I have to get around my purist objections. It started with Captain America: Civil War, Spider-Man's debut in the MCU. What? Mentored and supplied by Tony Stark? Treated like a snot-nosed kid by the rest of the Avengers? Heresy. Spider-Man was created before Iron Man (albeit by just about six months) but Spider-Man has always been the most important Marvel character of the Silver Age and beyond (and, to my thinking, the most powerful) and Peter Parker created all of his own gadgets--he didn't no stinkin' Tony Stark. But in the MCU, I guess Iron Man is king, so I have to accept it.
That being said, Tom Holland, who is actually 21, does pass for a 15-year-old, true to the character's origins. He is not yet at home with his powers, and doesn't quite know how to use Stark's suit. This makes for a lot of slapstick, maybe too much (I like my Spider-Man confident and sarcastic) but as authentic as a superhero movie can be. If you had awkward high school years, you may flash back while watching.
The film begins at the end of the first Avengers film, with the clean up of the alien attack on New York City. Adrian Toomes (Michael Keaton) has the contract, but is given the bum's rush by the government. He steals a few alien artifacts found on the job and his crew set up a criminal enterprise, with Keaton inventing a winged harness that enables him to fly.
Meanwhile, Spider-Man has helped Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) in the intramural squabble among the Avengers, and hopelessly awaits his next mission. He is a sophomore in high school, and has a crush on a pretty girl named Liz (Laura Harrier) and a nerdy best friend (a wonderful Jacob Batalon).
Downey wants Holland to concentrate on small-time crooks, but when Holland stops an ATM robbery he realizes he's on to something big, and takes on Keaton, aka the Vulture. He almost causes the Staten Island Ferry to sink, so Downey takes the suit away, but of course Spider-Man will save the day.
Spider-Man has always been my favorite superhero. He was the first to have normal problems, like catching colds, and had a great wit long before Deadpool. Some of the changes to the character, such as having Aunt May played by a vibrant Marisa Tomei rather than an old lady (Tomei is 52--hard to believe) make sense. But watching Holland play Spider-Man as a noob is a little disconcerting. And where is his Spider sense?
The action scenes are fairly routine--the director is John Watts, who has only made two small films, but he doesn't embarrass himself. The climactic fight between Spidey and the Vulture is in the dark, and somewhat confusing. Oh, and it wasn't lost on me that Keaton is playing a winged villain after playing Batman and then Birdman. He must have had a good laugh when he got the script, and kudos to him for having the sense of humor to play the part.
Mostly, Spider-Man: Homecoming is just okay. It's nice nostalgia--in the opening credits we hear a symphonic version of the old cartoon theme--a few very funny lines (Batalon, when aiding Spidey on a school computer, vamps an excuse to a teacher: "I was watching porn."). There is also a terrific twist in the film that though highly coincidental I didn't see coming.
I really want to see his next film, when presumably Iron Man can get the fuck out of the way. Spider-Man, in the comics, was never an Avenger--he was a loner, a rogue. Let him do his own thing next time.