Casey Parker

Casey Parker is a rarity among adult film stars--she's managed to make a significant name in the business while only appearing in nine titles. Nine! There are some girls who knock off 200 titles in the three-year span she made nine. I have eight of those titles, so a thorough study of her work is feasible.

Parker fulfills a very specific type in the pantheon of female types that men lust after: the beach bunny. She is blonde, with an upturned nose and a goofy giggle. Her golden hair hangs in straight tresses, and her all-natural body is lean and ridiculously sexy. She wears little makeup, and thus appears like a throwback to the hippie era. She further emphasizes the beach persona by being an adept surfer and has a tattoo of a seashell on her behind. In some ways she appears to have been conjured by someone with a very specific fantasy.

Eight of the titles she has appeared in are all produced by the same company, Shane's World (Shane, the founder of the line, was a performer who was once partner of Seymore Butts, and together they made some memorable films). The name of the company is a play on both Wayne's World, but also the Real World, because the films are basically a group of porn stars in a particular location, usually a vacation spot, goofing around, undertaking adventurous activities like bungee jumping, skydiving, and trapeze and, of course, fucking. Some of the titles are Casey's Pool Party, Casey Parker Lost in Puerto Rico, or Casey Parker's Winter Break. While I'm sure the intention was to attract the younger porn viewer, these discs are also immensely appealing to the older set, including myself, who are wistful about lost youth and relive it by watching young and attractive people have sex.

I first discovered Parker when a review copy of her debut, Casey Parker Is the Girl Next Door came my way. The film introduces her as a college student in Colorado who has sent tapes of herself to the company, which has then dispatched performers Johnny Castle and Roxy DeVille to bring her back to L.A. and sign her to a contract. She agrees, but tells them she is afraid to fly and so they have to drive her back. The film, by porn standards, is something of a masterpiece, as it drips with authenticity (and DeVille, another standout performer, indulges her hobby of giving handjobs to college boys). It was only when I met DeVille at a porn convention that she told me the whole thing was staged, which I should have known, but when I'm watching porn I can be led to believe just about anything.

Parker seems to have stopped making films, her last was in 2008. She seems to have concentrated on being a feature dancer in strip clubs. If there will be no more output from her, I can be content in her small oeuvre. Her sex scenes are gems, uninhibited couplings with boys with rippling muscles. She doesn't do kinky--it's just old-fashioned knocking boots, and will warm the cockles of my heart well into my old age.